Hello my minions of middle earth. By now, the smarter ones would have figured out I am a tortoise. For those who have not figured out, well, you need to think harder. And for the even smarter ones, you would have figured out I love exploring and wandering, hence the name of this damned blog. I'm a simple tortoise. You give me cabbages, you make me happy. You stare at me and wonder if I can outrun you, trust me when I tell you, I will bite your ear off.
Past records of mine, just to brag a few-
- Covered 400 meters in a day
- Ate a full cabbage
- Survived a cat attack
- Outlived my owner
I should get a Medal of Honor for all these heroic acts. Anyways, I will tell my human to post more stuff on this platform, to let you other humans know that sooner or later, the tortoises shall rise once again and dominate this earth. Slowly. Step by step. Stay tuned.
P.S. Actually I just want to tell people how I spend my life.
